Perhaps he’ll try to be. But, invariably, he will find something suspicious; after all, the entire reason for his review is to pick out suspicious things and to treat as serious vague suspicions. For example, he ran a piece of cloth across your keyboard and the jet-fuel test came back inconclusive; that window, then, is still open. He came across a file called “System32″ on your computer, which might be a reference to your 32-year-old nemesis’s theory that you’ve targeted him systematically. Into the “suspicious” pile it goes.